JAS wrote: 
just thinking of poor Mrs SABRE's sanity here


POOR MRS. SABRE ?!!!
JAS,
If you are referring to Fort Battle-Axe don’t spare her another thought.
After I complained about the game all weekend, and ground my teeth
every night, she actually said, “If you’re so keen on declaring war on
Glenelg, why don’t you start by burning down their jetty”.
It brought a tear to my eye to think the old girl sympathised and was
on OUR side. The flickering flames of wedded bliss were not fanned
for long however. While walking away she stopped, turned back, then
with a look of malevolence I often mistake for love said, “Make sure
you’re standing on the sea end when it goes up !”
Charming girl. Can trace her ancestry back many generations to a
number of famous grandfathers – Attila the Hun, Vlad the Impaler,
Genghis Khan, oh, and some French blood in the family too.
‘A happy little vegemite’ known as Marquis de Sade.
Must close now JAS. Fort Battle-Axe left strict instructions for
cleaning up her dungeon before she gets home.
Unlike our favourite football club, I dare not disappoint.
Hope she lets me out for the Eagles match !
These chains get very cold in winter.
HELP !
SABRE
p.s. She force fed me the yellow pills first !